the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power of night-blindness.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power of fart helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!