the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know what Erika is!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!