The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of love

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!