The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to get older every second

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to punch that like button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!