The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to see through water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!