The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!