The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!