The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to speak only in binary

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!