The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Facebook.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!