The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to not hear thunder.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!