The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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NMR Vision

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!