the power of 75% leviatation.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to bleed

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to spell words wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!