The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to eat waffles

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!