The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!