The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Facebook.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!