The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!