the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to die

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!