the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to create a meme

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to create another human

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!