The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!