The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!