The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!