The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Facebook.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to die at will.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to know what time is not

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!