The power to see the present.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!