The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!