The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!