The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!