The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!