The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to see the present.

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The power to grow boobs

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The Power to fart glitter

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!