The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!