The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!