The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!