The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to live until you die.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to see in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!