The power to not have any power.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

thumb_up thumb_down +7

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down +3

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

thumb_up thumb_down -63

The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

thumb_up thumb_down +194

The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to turn wine into water

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to see through windows

thumb_up thumb_down +56

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to turn apples into pears

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!