the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to see in black and white.

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Facebook.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power of Grayskull.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!