The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!