The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to die....

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!