- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The power to see through water

the power to see through glass

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

The power to send emails via pigeon

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The power to shit purple butterflies.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The power to have no powers!

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

The power to make vegetables horny.

Pointless Super Powers