The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to eat food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!