the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Ladder hands.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!