The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to die

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to eat food

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Facebook.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!