The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to breathe

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!