Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!