The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to suck your elbow

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!