The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have no power.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to see the present.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to speak in braille...

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!