The power to see through windows!

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!