The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to read braile.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!