The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to read braile.

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Power to not have any power.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!