The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!