50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to die and get away with it

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!