the power to see through water.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to breathe

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!