Batman

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!