the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to die....

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!