the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!