To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to have no power.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!